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Post by Delcatty on Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:53 pm

Pieguy is buying whiskey to drink. He goes to Costco. Each box of whiskey has 6 bottles. Pieguy wants eight. So he steals 2 bottles.
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Post by Delcatty on Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:58 pm

TPM is making fruit salad. But he is short of grapes. TPM needs to buy 32 grapes from Walmart. Walmart sells 30 grapes in a box. TPM does not want to buy 2 boxes and waste 28 grapes. So he steals 2 from another box.
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Post by Delcatty on Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:14 pm

Z man is buying candy. He finds out the candy in Target comes in packages of 40. Z man wants 50. He rips open 2 packages, takes 10 candy out of one stuffs them into the other bag and leaves without paying.
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Post by Z-man on Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:24 pm

lol! howd u know i did that? XD
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Post by Delcatty on Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:14 pm

Oh....... I guessed. I mean, you do that a lot right?
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Post by Icefox on Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:15 pm

hey welcome back delcatty ._.
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Post by Z-man on Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:54 pm

Delcatty wrote:Oh....... I guessed. I mean, you do that a lot right?
yea, every now and then, its the perfect crime stupid
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Post by stardust on Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:09 pm

its not a crime if noone knows about it thumbs up
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Post by Z-man on Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:17 am

but i know about it scratch
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Post by David on Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:26 am

it is only a crime if you get caught *sirens* oh damn -_-"
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Post by Z-man on Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:28 pm

police car uh i didnt call them whitsle
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