Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris died, but the Grim Reaper hasn't found the courage to tell him yet

lol

Hehe

The Pokemon Master wrote:Hehe

great idea

That's all the Chuck jokes I've got

aw man

here iz a few

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."

curtiss375 wrote:here iz a few

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."

lol

Chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a truck. A drop of semen fell and became infused withthe truck. The truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

The Pokemon Master wrote:Chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a truck. A drop of semen fell and became infused withthe truck. The truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

LMAO

The Pokemon Master wrote:

The Pokemon Master wrote:Chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a truck. A drop of semen fell and became infused withthe truck. The truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

LMAO

lol

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Darklightning umbreon wrote:If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

hehe

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night

A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man's blindness. Unfortunately, the first and last thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.

When girls have sex with god, they scream CHUCK NORRIS!!

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard.” Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds.

Icefox wrote:Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night

A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man's blindness. Unfortunately, the first and last thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.

When girls have sex with god, they scream CHUCK NORRIS!!

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard.” Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Chuck Norris can beat Halo 3 on Legendary...with a guitar hero controller!

The Bible used to be called Chuck Norris and Friends
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
As a teen, Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a covet in the back hills of Tunsca, nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional history