500 things Pokemon has taught YOU

First topic message reminder :

Rules: The objective is 500 posts after we willl move onto 700 but for now take it slow
Rule1: No posting 2 things that fucks up the order
Rule2: it has to be pokemon related
Rule3: put the post number in your post
EXAMPLE:
450) BLAH BLAH
Rule4:i willl killl chu
Rule5: with a knife
Rule6: ignore rules 4 and 5

1) Red fish that splash around are useless

51) <_< sorry star you scared me

52) that you can fit a bicycle, a shovel, and hundreds of pokeballs into a tiny backpack
(icefox that's 51, not 60)

Icefox wrote:50) i stand corrected :3

53) Toxic is good

54) Creatures of darkness can be beaten by bugs

55) flying types are unaffected by earthquake

56) that this topic died quickly

57) that turtles can walk on 2 legs

58)that turtles can be made of fire

59) that turtles can grow trees on their backs

59) that rocks blow up

60) that bugs can punch through rocks

61) that some bugs are bigger than the average human

62) ostriches can grow 3 heads

63) ostrithces can fly

64) monkeys can be on fire

65) red fish evolve into menacing eel like things

66) cats can get you free money

67) rock snakes evolve into a magnetic metal snake

68) as you get older(pre ev> evo), you can be slower

69) some pokemon are so lazy the fall asleep in battle

70) no matter how many times he gets hurt, Ash never dies, even when hit by lightning

71) even if youre floating earthquakes can hit you

72) that if ash can do that, i must be able to also!
*stands in pool during thunderstorm holding a metal rod* what could go wrong?

73) there is an electric ghost in your tv

74) God is a pokemon