Delcatty's Jokes
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Delcatty's Jokes
Pieguy is buying whiskey to drink. He goes to Costco. Each box of whiskey has 6 bottles. Pieguy wants eight. So he steals 2 bottles.
Delcatty- Level 15
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TPM is making fruit salad. But he is short of grapes. TPM needs to buy 32 grapes from Walmart. Walmart sells 30 grapes in a box. TPM does not want to buy 2 boxes and waste 28 grapes. So he steals 2 from another box.
Delcatty- Level 15
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Z man is buying candy. He finds out the candy in Target comes in packages of 40. Z man wants 50. He rips open 2 packages, takes 10 candy out of one stuffs them into the other bag and leaves without paying.
Delcatty- Level 15
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howd u know i did that? XD
Z-man- 4th Hokage/Pokemon Gym 2 Leader
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Oh....... I guessed. I mean, you do that a lot right?
Delcatty- Level 15
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hey welcome back delcatty ._.
Icefox- Hokage's Assistant
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yea, every now and then, its the perfect crimeDelcatty wrote:Oh....... I guessed. I mean, you do that a lot right?
Z-man- 4th Hokage/Pokemon Gym 2 Leader
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its not a crime if noone knows about it
stardust- Pokemon Master
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but i know about it
Z-man- 4th Hokage/Pokemon Gym 2 Leader
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it is only a crime if you get caught *sirens* oh damn -_-"
David- Level 2
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uh i didnt call them
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