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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:04 am

Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:05 am

Ever wonder why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:05 am

Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk the garage.


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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:06 am

Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:07 am

Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:08 am

Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:09 am

Why can't women out on mascara with their mouth closed??

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:09 am

Why don't you ever see "Psychic wins lottery"?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:10 am

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:10 am

Why isn't their mouse flavored cat food?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:12 am

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:15 am

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:19 am

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:20 am

You know the indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff???

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:20 am

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons??

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:21 am

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:22 am

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:22 am

Why do you park your car a driveway, and drive your car in a parkway?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:23 am

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:23 am

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:24 am

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:25 am

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Post by The Pokemon Master on Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:05 pm

Only in America......do they have drive-up ATMs with braille lettering

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Post by stardust on Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:08 am

XD lol!
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Post by Gabe03 on Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:50 pm

lol
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