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Post by The Pokemon Master on Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:41 pm

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-Timmy goes to school with his cat-
Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Timmy (crying): Cause I heard my daddy say to my mommy "I'm going to eat that pussy when the kid leaves"

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Re: Adult jokes

Post by Guest on Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:22 am

Icefox wrote:
curtiss375 wrote:LOL anyways i got 1 more

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "F**k him, give him a dollar."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
u already sad it e.e

oh ok well here is another

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

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Re: Adult jokes

Post by Guest on Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:19 am

here's another

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"

The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."

The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"

The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"

The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."

The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"

He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"

The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."

Hope U All Get It
lol Adults Jokes Are Funny Very Happy

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Post by AmyLeeXD on Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:04 pm

Icefox wrote:Me/You: knock knock
Person: WHOS THERE?!!! D< (they was anyooyed at me for telling to manny jokes)
Me/You: interuptin cow
Person: INTURUPT-
Me/You: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This joke is priceless said aloud
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Re: Adult jokes

Post by sasukekun865 on Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:17 pm

AmyLeeXD wrote:
Icefox wrote:Me/You: knock knock
Person: WHOS THERE?!!! D< (they was anyooyed at me for telling to manny jokes)
Me/You: interuptin cow
Person: INTURUPT-
Me/You: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This joke is priceless said aloud
hmmmm
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Re: Adult jokes

Post by The Pokemon Master on Fri May 08, 2009 5:02 pm

No offense to pussi-pusher but....

Pussi-pusher: Suck it baby suck it
Girl: I'm sorry honey, but nothing is here! It's just a big crack!!

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Post by AmyLeeXD on Fri May 08, 2009 9:48 pm

The Pokemon Master wrote:No offense to pussi-pusher but....

Pussi-pusher: Suck it baby suck it
Girl: I'm sorry honey, but nothing is here! It's just a big crack!!

Lmao!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
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Re: Adult jokes

Post by The Pokemon Master on Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:25 pm

"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG"

"I'M GONNA FAINT"

"I CAN"T BELIEVE"






'Dude........it's just bear'

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Re: Adult jokes

Post by Gabe03 on Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:51 pm

lol
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Re: Adult jokes

Post by sasukekun865 on Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:59 am

i got a joke


three guys went into a public bathroom a weak guy a medium guy and a strong guy the weak guy went in first and heard a voice "im the ghost of chirstmas fall i slice off winers and eat your balls" the weak guy fell out of the bathroom the medium guy came in and asked wat happened the weak guy said my balls just got eaten the medium guy said bullshit so the medium guy went in and heard the same voice "im the ghost of chirstmas fall i slice off winers and eat your balls" the medium guy fell out of the bathroom the strong guy came in and asked wat happened he said the weak guy wasent lieing my balls got ate the strong guy said bullshit and went into the bathroom he heard the same voice "im the ghost of chirstmas fall i slice off winers and eat your balls" the strong guy told the voice "im the ghost of chirstmas past touch my dick and ill kick your ass"
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Re: Adult jokes

Post by Guest on Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:28 pm

pokemaster555 wrote:i got a joke


three guys went into a public bathroom a weak guy a medium guy and a strong guy the weak guy went in first and heard a voice "im the ghost of chirstmas fall i slice off winers and eat your balls" the weak guy fell out of the bathroom the medium guy came in and asked wat happened the weak guy said my balls just got eaten the medium guy said bullshit so the medium guy went in and heard the same voice "im the ghost of chirstmas fall i slice off winers and eat your balls" the medium guy fell out of the bathroom the strong guy came in and asked wat happened he said the weak guy wasent lieing my balls got ate the strong guy said bullshit and went into the bathroom he heard the same voice "im the ghost of chirstmas fall i slice off winers and eat your balls" the strong guy told the voice "im the ghost of chirstmas past touch my dick and ill kick your ass"

lol!

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Re: Adult jokes

Post by SpottyLogic on Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:41 pm

Why do you never hear rabbits having sex?

They have cotton balls :3
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