500 things Pokemon has taught YOU

Rules: The objective is 500 posts after we willl move onto 700 but for now take it slow
Rule1: No posting 2 things that fucks up the order
Rule2: it has to be pokemon related
Rule3: put the post number in your post
EXAMPLE:
450) BLAH BLAH
Rule4:i willl killl chu
Rule5: with a knife
Rule6: ignore rules 4 and 5

1) Red fish that splash around are useless

2) It taught me how to spell psychic

Icefox: BUT THE NUMBER FIRST DAMNET

3) that i can get free stuff from people just by talking to them

4) You can walk into someones house and watch their tv and everything and they dont care and infact give u stuff sometimes O_O(trademarked by z man)

lol yea thats wierd when u think about it.

5) that my dog will evolve into a large, firey, canine if i give him a rock with a flame painted on it

6) that a lot of words in it like synchronize are good to know for school and stuff

7) that theres no "I" in team

8 ) but i learned there is a me in team

hahah true @ comment & reason

9) that u dont need wings to fly

10) that at 10yrs old, you can explore the world by yourself

11) that i can catch giant legendary beasts with a plastic ball

haha.true
12) that criminals are quitters, if they lose they let you do what you want

haha hm.. theres a thread really similar to this on another site i go to

13) that its easy to win at the slots, all i gotta do is soft reset untill i win ima go try that in real life!

14) A ten year old kid can ruin a corporation, im gunna let my cousin try that

XD

15) that numbers dont lie

16) Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing

17) some beasts are mystical

18) that u can catch wails with a like a 1mm thick fishing pole

19) There is no such thing as cars or planes

20) if i hang around and explore an active volcano, eventually ill find a metal lava monster

21) I AM IMMORTAL!

22) that somehow evil scientists can clone a pokemon to look nothing like it

23) if i grab on to a pigeon i can fly around with it

24) a little electric mouse can kno how to fly

25) trees can walk and theyre made outa rock